Geek humour...

[Denny]

Somebody just emailed me this terrible geeky joke :)

A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint.
Bartender asks him "What's wrong?"
Byte says "Parity error."
Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off"

[steamdemon]

I don't know which is worse...that joke, or my geekiness inthinking it was funny.

[Fianor]

The fact that I got the joke is prolly not a good sign of getting laid soon ......

[vengefuldeath87]

hehe, good one, and, just cos u get it dont mean u wont get laid...trick is not 2 talk about pcs arround girls..or..go out with someone who can use pcs :p

[Fianor]

Nah the trick is to work as bartender in Texas, sometimes I miss all that meaningless sex with gilrs I can't name and have never seen again :)

[sQuALL-]

omg i actually got tht!! wots hapening to me!! arghhhh need sexual intercorse to redeem myself :p

[PTLOUP]

:) Nice joke :king:
:angel: :banana:

[Silent_LaCN]

Meh jus to add another bar joke...
So i mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says:
"Hey we dont allow your type here!"
The mushroom looks at him and replies:
"Why not, im a funguy"

:p...hahaha im done ;)

[drunknetski]

Best geek joke/humour in the world: http://ctrlaltdel-online.com

[lebanese-eagle]

WoW glad i didn't get that one :p

but i was laughing on the inside if it's any consolation :)

[Dj_of_Darkness]

didnt get it...

[royalmarine]

The fact that I got the joke is prolly not a good sign of getting laid soon ......


ghahahaha thats funnier than the joke!!

[SkyWolF]

for once i am happy i didn't get a joke :p

[thethimble]

Lol, thats quite funny.... Well, here's mine:

A dislecsic man walks into a bra....

[Matthissimo]

Damn, I partially got the joke. I want to be a super geek. Not a bit geeky :P
I get that one ^^

[jaketo]

Another one -

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.

The parrot's happily talking away, saying 'Pieces of nine, pieces of nine!'

The bartender asks the man, ' Hey, what's wrong with the parrot?'

The man calmly replies 'Parity error.'


Sorry..! ;)

[Teengamer]

I chucked at that joke. This makes me glad that my girlfriend is also a computer geek ^_^.

[capn_hector]

so i was chating on my computer and my friend sends me this sound of a dog barking, i reply i guess the bark is worse than the byte

[silky]

Well by posting that in this section you are presuming that we are all geeks!

Anyway that is quite a bad joke!!!!!

silky

[DeadlySOB]

I'm kind of glad I don't get the joke :D :banana:

[theodennis1]

here's quite a humorous computer expert dictionary

ADA:
Something you need to know the name of to be an Expert in Computing. Useful in sentences like, "We had better develop an ADA awareness."

Bug:
An elusive creature living in a program that makes it incorrect. The activity of "debugging," or removing bugs from a program, ends when people get tired of doing it, not when the bugs are removed.

Cache:
A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one is supposed to know is there.

Design:
What you regret not doing later on.

Documentation:
Instructions translated from Swedish by Japanese for English speaking persons.

Economies of scale:
The notion that bigger is better. In particular, that if you want a certain amount of computer power, it is much better to buy one biggie than a bunch of smallies. Accepted as an article of faith by people who love big machines and all that complexity. Rejected as an article of faith by those who love small machines and all those limitations.

Hardware:
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Information Center:
A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to tell you why you cannot have the information you require.

Information Processing:
What you call data processing when people are so disgusted with it they won't let it be discussed in their presence.

Machine-independent program:
A program that will not run on any machine.

Meeting:
An assembly of computer experts coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve the problem.

Minicomputer:
A computer that can be afforded on the budget of a middle-level manager.

Office Automation:
The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.

On-line:
The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.

Pascal:
A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

Performance:
A statement of the speed at which a computer system works. Or rather, might work under certain circumstances. Or was rumored to be working over in Jersey about a month ago.

Priority:
A statement of the importance of a user or program. Often expressed as a relative priority, indicating that the user doesn't care when the work is completed so long as he is treated less badly than someone else.

Quality control:
Assuring that the quality of a product does not get out of hand and add to the cost of its manufacture or design.

Regression analysis:
Mathematical techniques for trying to understand why things are getting worse.

Strategy:
A long-range plan whose merit cannot be evaluated until sometime after those creating it have left the organization.

Systems programmer:
A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you are to receive from your boss. (my favorite!)

[t0msky]

i have some greek humour.............

in greece how do you separate the men from the boys ??

with a crowbar :D

note to self (read the header correctly next time it says geek not greek)

[ImDaKing]

no clue what the joke is about thank god lol

[FirePenguins]

That greek humour is really offensive. ALthough I'm not greek so I'm not going to get mad. It was slightly funny... mostly because it was in the geek humour section. ;)

[levoodoo]

http://www.geekfantasies.com/

:tyr:

[capn_hector]

those are great, i dont want to know how you found them.

[levoodoo]

i take offense at the insult:)

It is normal to google "geek porn" isn't it? lol

[jaketo]

Just heard this variation on the classic geek joke -

'There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.'

:D

[Tassadar_Orc]

A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer are standing in line for the bathroom. The physicist goes in first, pees, then washes his hands with a full stream of water and says to the bathroom attendant, "Physicists are thorough."

The mathematician goes in, pees, then washes his hands with 3 drops of water and says to the attendant, "Mathematicians are precise."

The engineer, goes in, pees, and leaves without washing his hands. As he is going out the door, he says to the attendant, "Engineers learn not to piss on their hands."